seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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