? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Of course I have a pirate flag
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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