I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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