you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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