i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i will never coherently bang her
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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