You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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