Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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