two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I am available for nakedness
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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