Whoa Z and x make the same sound
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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