I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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