I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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