sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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