There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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