how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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