Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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