If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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