i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she smelled like a LAN party
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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