Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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