yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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