is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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