idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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