i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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