She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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