I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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