Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
love makes seman taste better
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
