am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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