i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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