If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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