I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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