i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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