Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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