he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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