Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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