nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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