She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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