Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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