spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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