ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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