I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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