How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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