party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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