Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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