I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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