its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
accomplished twins. life is a go
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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