; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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