So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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