Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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