now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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