He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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