I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think i have herpe
just one?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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